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Dashhammer II Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.	Posted - 2007.08.23 08:22:00 - [1] Do you run gate camps and type "LOL, Interceptor!" into local? After defeating a solo pirate, do you begin to quote the words of Willy Wonka or Lex Luthor? When you see a toon in local who's name is a variation of 'Khan', do you feel a sudden erge to scream his name? Do you friends ask you 'What do you like to play?' only to stare at you in confusion when you reply 'POKEMON!!!' After jumping your dread to an allied cyno, are you tempted to announce your arrival with the initials 'NEDM!' If you've answered yes to any of these questions then you are just the person we've been looking for! We are the YTMND Alliance and we are here to rally our brothers to the house of Connery. No longer will your corp mates stare in confusion at your sudden outbursts on the PVP channel of your TS server!! No longer will they inquire about your girlfriend Stephanie and why she bakes for you all the time. No longer will they get angry when you tell them to 'DO A BARREL ROLL!' while they are being shot at. For we at the YTMND Alliance... we understand you. We are a small group of people, UK and Aussies with some American, who have spent the majority of our EVE lives in 0.0 fighting the endless wars that spark up every other day, constantly moving up to the front lines and hoping that one day that we could relax. Well that day is upon us my friends! We have come to empire and established ourselves as the caretakers of Connery's Children. We want to run missions, kill pirates, research tech two junk, build capital ships and self destruct them just for kicks!!! Even though the LP store only sells junk, I want everything on it just becuase I can! Whats more- we want you to be there. We want to aid our brothers in creating a brighter tommorow and bringing the gift of Max's vision to all of EVE. Come to the channel 'YTMND Public' and meet the crew. :) Or Apply at our headquaters in Sagain.
Dashhammer II Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.	Posted - 2007.08.23 08:23:00 - [2] FAQ-
Dashhammer II Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.	Posted - 2007.08.23 09:18:00 - [3] Ah ha! Shameless bump! more to follow! - Dashhammer II
Dashhammer II Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.	Posted - 2007.08.24 01:02:00 - [4] Wow- about as bad as the recruitment channel - Dashhammer II
Dashhammer II Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.	Posted - 2007.08.24 10:14:00 - [5] Originally by: Devian 666 Is there a 17 page application form? Would I be required to stand on one leg? 14 page. Stand on one leg......... hmmmm.... thats a good one. I'll have to consult with the CEO and get back to you on that one. - Dashhammer II
Dashhammer II Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.	Posted - 2007.08.28 14:34:00 - [6] That is PRECISELY the reason we do not accept female members into the corp/alliance! Zelcron not only sexually harasses them but because of his thick Australian accent- they enjoy it!! This has in the past caused problems because it allows Zelcron to assemble large gangs of women that will blindly charge into battle upon his direction. This is directly related to the means in which Cyvok lost his titan. After Cyvok engaged Zelcron, Cyvok was set upon by the Zelcron harem and destroyed. Fortunately the females were mostly slaughtered after the titan's explosion and since then we have kept all non-males away from Zelcron to make sure nothing like that happens again. - Dashhammer II
Dashhammer II Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.	Posted - 2007.08.29 06:43:00 - [7] Walter and Picard both try teaching art class. here :) - Dashhammer II
Dashhammer II Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.	Posted - 2007.08.31 05:43:00 - [8] Originally by: bacon lite What do you like to play? POKEMON!! - Dashhammer II
Dashhammer II Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.	Posted - 2007.09.01 05:16:00 - [9] bump! - Dashhammer II
Dashhammer II Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.	Posted - 2007.09.02 10:55:00 - [10] We're fighting for your survival! Join or Die!!! - Dashhammer II
Dashhammer II Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.	Posted - 2007.09.12 05:51:00 - [11] Just so long as you mean AN ACTUAL badger. We have enough industrial ships. Meanwhile, I'm proud to show everyone our official advert banner on YTMND. As seen on the front page----> http://www.webegin.ytmnd.com - Dashhammer II
Dashhammer II Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.	Posted - 2007.09.12 06:58:00 - [12] Indeed, we already own corps like that. We need an alliance name however. - Dashhammer II
Dashhammer II Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.	Posted - 2007.09.12 11:37:00 - [13] And I wanted Legion of Connery but I was out voted! - Dashhammer II
Dashhammer II Amarr O RLY corp YTMND.	Posted - 2007.09.21 06:55:00 - [14] Originally by: Bio Break Originally by: Silent Killa Does Brian Peppers play? He is a good friend of mine, SO LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!11! Hasn't he suffered enough?!?!? - Dashhammer II

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